Ever Laughed from a Car Accident?

[TomCollins]

I was driving from Austin to Dallas today. There was pretty bad traffic, so it was tough to go more than 70 most of the way. A few accidents and bad weather slowed things down even more. I normally like to take it about 80-85 most of the way, so I was getting annoyed. Then a guy in a white 350Z starts tailgating me and weaving in and out of traffic. I let the nut by (there was nowhere to go). He makes 4 lane changes within 5 seconds trying, but after 30 minutes he is still less than 10 cars ahead of me. I lose track of him for a while, when all of a sudden traffic comes to a stop. A cop is in the left lane, so everyone moves over. As I get closer, I notice a white 350Z facing backwards on the highway, smashed into the divider on the left shoulder.

Am I an [censored] for wishing this upon these dbags?