Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

[Overfloater]

OKAY I am now 99.87% certain this is a stripper I met while drunk in hollywood.

I txtd back: "Where r u now" (mimicking her speech patterns, just like a spy would do)

she responds: "at work why do u 1na cum & c me?"


fwiw Im not really up for a 45 min car ride to hollywood strip club for a stripper who iirc is about a 7/10. Oh well
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I txt back "Mmmmm not right now, dont really want such a long car ride"