Stupid QQ hand

[private joker]

Warning: this might be a really lame thread. OK, now that that's out of the way...

Commerce 20 chow/meow
One limper to me in LP with QQ and I raise. BB and limper call. (Limper is terrible, BB is solid/tight).

Flop comes ATT. BB shakes his head disgustedly and checks. Limper folds. I check behind.

Turn is a 9. BB checks, I check.
River is an A. BB shrugs and bets.

1) call
2) fold
3) doesn't matter at all

I'm thinking the answer is 3, but I could be way off here.

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OK just in case this thread is so lame, here's a bonus low-content hand.

Folded to me in the hijack with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (there's a CO poster) and I raise. Poster folds, button calls. (Button is the worst player at the table by an enormous margin; he plays every hand, calls every bet/raise, and makes horribly LAGgish raises at the worst times, but also laughably passive plays -- he basically finds the worst line to take and takes it). BB also calls.

Flop is K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. (jackpot!) check, I bet, idiot calls, BB folds.
Turn is T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. I bet, idiot calls.
River is 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. I bet, idiot raises, I insta-3-bet, idiot calls.

Sweet, he doesn't 4-bet ship it over here. I turn over my hand and put a blue chip on top. Idiot then rolls over A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MHING.

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OK another sweet hand -- I raise 2 limpers with 99. 6 players call, so 7 to the flop, which is everyone except this old man who plays tight, so I jokingly asked him "why didn't you call too?" and he answers seriously "because I had San Francisco!" Oh snap he had 49 so I probably won't make a set here. At this point I resolve to find a way to win this hand UI.

Flop is K54. Checked to me, I bet. A tight-good SB calls, BB calls, and EP (a donk) check-raises. It smells like sh|t so I call, as do the other 2. Turn is a 6. Checked to donk and he bets, I think for a second then raise. SB goes into the tank and grimaces, but eventually pries the cards away from his hand. BB folds easily. Donk calls. River is some Q or something. Check-check. Donk rolls over A5. Send it over here plz.

SB glares at me, smirks, and says "good raise."