Gobbomom needs an undertitle

[Cornell Fiji]

And not just because she gave birth to this


but because she is a constant cheerleader of twoplustwo poker players and the poker community.

Unfortunately, I am not funny enough to find the 1-3 words that best encompases gobbomom.

All I can think of so far is

"Really! Gobbo's mother posts here"
"MTT's Hottest Chearleader"
"Just one of the guys"
"Cooler than YOUR mother"

My ideas are meh at best... but if we put our heads together I think we can do something great to honor MTT's favorite mom.

Discuss, and please be polite, there are women reading this thread.