Living in A Days Inn

[cuserounder]

I'm a college student who can't go home this summer because of a job...

Beat: My apartment lease doesn't start until 5/30 and we were supposed to be allowed to move in early, but it's getting delayed.

Beat x 2: The friend who I was staying with booted us out of his place because the lease ends later this week, his new place has no internet or cable this summer while he's gone.

Brag: Splitting the Days Inn with a friend to get Internet, Cable, and continental breakfast until my apartment is ready

Variance: Since I'm not baller enough to get a nice hotel, there are holes in the sheet.