Unfatting related fashion beat

[Dids]

So about 10 years ago I was rocking some size 38 jeans. I know how [censored] awesome I was in college, so clearly I was the height of fashion (FACT: I was not).

Well now I fit back into those jeans (kinda) so I squeeze myself in, and well, umm... looking hella queermo.

Apparently Levis 550s with the TAPERED [censored] LEG was all the rage.

Taper pants are the worst [censored] ever. Totally outraged I ever rocked these. Assuming it was the fashion of the times, but pretty sure that I was a herb then too. Humbling moment imo.

Brag: got fly new jeans on sale yesterday. $10 a pair for $50 jeans.

Variance: will shrink out of those as well, hopefully. Given that now I fit into expensive jeans, this will just be brutal.