Brag: I won every day for a week

[Warteen]

Beat: Micro limits.
Brag: Average of nearly 2 stacks up everyday last week.
Brag: I've almost tripled my bankroll in three weeks since hitting my low point.
Beat: I use Excel, not Poker Tracker.
Brag: Also finished 2.25 stacks up last night at a live 1/2 NL game, making some real money.
Beat: $225 is "real money" to me.
Variance: Lots and lots of brags and beats.