Beat: Myspace Girls Dont Care About SNG Stats

[PattdownManiac]

I been sending out a message to alot of girls. Trying to get them to give me the digits.

"hey whatsup girl, you lookin fine. just thought i'd holla at ya. for your info, i maintain 17% roi at the 27's 9-tabling in sets, 22% roi in the 16's 16-tabling in sets, and 13% roi in the 60's 4-tabling continuasly. also, im supernova baby. ship the aim name holla!"

After sending this to like 20 chicks, only 1 has responded. And upon closure inspection she is a fatty.

"Subject: RE: hi there
Body: h
hey.....uhm ihave no clue what all that means but hey anyway..... "

Obv she wants my nuts, but the Pattdown dont deliver the smackdown on less than a sacktown. Any advice?