I can't have fun with you guys anymore

[TheFaucet]

I know everybody's been wondering where TheFaucet's been the last few days. Well guess what, I got banned about a week ago for posting a link that was a little too edgy for Goldwolf's tastes and he says that I get one last strike before I get permabanned. When you're a legend like me you should be allowed to venture over the line once in a while, I mean I was just trying to study human behavior. Anyways I don't think I can be friends with you guys anymore or say anything funny or post a funny picture or make fun of gay people because Goldwolf is breathing down my neck and trying to get me banned. Oh god I'm getting kinda emotional now; I guess what I want to say is, BBV4Life is so much more than just a forum to me- it's where I get all my news, comedy, porn, and pickup techniques. I've literally spent more time on BBV4Life than I've spent going to class in college. I have like 2 friends in real life and 10 on myspace, but I have like 20 friends on BBV4Life so that's like a lot of friendship. BBV4Life is the second thing I think of in the morning when I wake up (first thing I think about is penetrating hot chicks) and it's the last thing I think about when I'm going to sleep. Sometimes I stay up at night thinking of funny jokes to say on BBV4Life and then I repeat them to myself and giggle myself to sleep. Anyways you guys in BBV4Life are awesome and I want to invite everybody except edfurlong and blutarski to my upcoming graduation so that you can taste my power

Your account has been banned or locked.
You are going to be unbanned in 4 days, 8 hours, 13 minutes and 10 seconds.
Ban reason: posting double fisting pic again. You got five days to come back and shape up cause next time is permaban.