Worst poker strategy YOU'VE been heard saying at the table

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Probably one of my favourite threads on 2p2:
Worst strategy overhead at the table


Been laughing at this for a while and i will soon be turning 18 so i can play live.

Do any of you guys purposely use these not even to make yourself look horrible, but just for a laugh to pass long sessions. I can imagine getting into proper discussions about some of the topics in that thread

So guys what do you personally like to say at the table for a laugh

Btw guys, im not advocating any of this, so don't feel the need to flame me about it. I was just having a think about it today and decided to post