An Ode to Calling Stations

[KJatl]

Semi-bored. Cheers. =)


Oh Calling Station, How I love Thee
You are one dimensional and so easy to Read.
You allow me to Bet, and Control all the Action,
I win so many pots against you, and lose just a Fraction.
I can bet with monsters, or with monster Draws.
Every time you will pay me off, with those wonderful Calls.
You Never Raise, You Never Fold,
You Simply Call, and Lose Amounts Untold.
Thank you Dear Calling Station, for being at my Table,
As a token of my gratitude, I offer you a special Poker Tracker Label.