BBV: Strippers says, "This ain't a whorehouse" TR

[Mother Mucker]

So I get done doing well at the 1/2 NL at the Borgata and I head over to a strip club. This one half Puerto Rican/Dominican named Dynasty strikes my fancy and I get a lap dance from her in the private room. It's like $40 for 5 minutes. I'm expecting a little something something and she says, "This ain't a whorehouse". [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] And then she mentions about the two cameras in the room. WTF? You mean I'm paying $40 for the same [censored] I could have gotten out in the main room for a $1? Anyway around this [censored]?

Brag: I got a lapdance from this really fine hispanic girl
Beat: It was just a lapdance.
Variance: Could it have been more?