Gutshots are the new nuts.

[pepeman]

This hands made me laugh, enjoy:


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">BB ($112.52)</font>
UTG ($494.10)
<font color="#C00000">MP ($395.70)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($394)</font>
Button ($956.60)
SB ($416.30)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $28</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $46</font>, MP calls $40, Hero calls $20.

Flop: ($146) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP calls $64.52, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $200</font>, MP calls $135.48.

Turn: ($546) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP checks, MP calls $146.

River: ($692) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: $692
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $692, between BB, MP and Hero.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by BB ($692).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2h Qh (straight, queen high).
MP has 7s 6h (straight, jack high).
Hero has Tc Ts (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: BB wins $692. </font>

Converter messed up, pot was $900




This one was against a maniac:


Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($409.65)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($251.60)</font>
<font color="#C00000">BB ($796.70)</font>
UTG ($197)
MP ($563.36)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $21</font>, BB calls $19, Button calls $13.

Flop: ($63) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $42</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $84</font>, Button folds, BB calls $146.60.

Turn: ($335.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($335.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $335.60
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $335.60, between Hero and BB.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by BB ($335.60).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jh Js (one pair, jacks).
BB has Ah 2h (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $335.60. </font>

Again, pot was $522

I asked villian in the second hand, "why did u call" - his reply "I had a straight draw" He then proceed to lose his 500BB stack in a couple of minutes (not to me of course)



Brag(?) I can play at party poker.
Beat: I run like shtt, -2.4k today.