I want to kill this bird

[young Nut]

Similar to Matt Flynn's my first contract hit thread, I too have stumbled up on a bird problem.

I get the very unpleasant wake up call this morning at 6 a.m. from a visually challenged bird banging itself into my living room window. Since he kept going for about a half hour, I decided to video tape his shenanigans. Sadly, 3 hours later, he is still banging into the window.

video 1

video 2

Any solutions or retaliation ideas are welcome.

*warning, some NSFW language in the videos.