How much of a tool is this guy?

[NozeCandy]

Alright, here's the info:

-Favorite band is Incubus. Close behind are Jack Johnson and 311
-Wears cargo shorts every day
-Brags about how drunk or high he is pretty often. Always eats tons of munchies while high and giggles at himself.
-Is a frat boy (or a "fraternity man" for you frat nits)
-Tries to act tough to his girlfriend around other people but is actually completely whipped. Girlfriend confirms this.
-Is a front-runner, meaning that he cares about sports and brags about his teams only if they are winning.
-Writes off global warming as stupid because "[censored] man, it's pretty [censored] hot outside".
-Is a Republican because "that's how [he] was raised". Never actually thinks about these things for himself.
-Is Christian
-Has a Dell computer

1-10, rate him.