Film question: the best monologues

[daveT]

There are just certain monologues that are so difficult, that if I were an actor, I feel like I could walk in front of a casting director and just "nail it."

Seriously, I am not an actor (not by Hollywood standards, I did some stage and went on about fifteen auditions, had two feature roles and did a few stunts), but for kicks, I have tried out these monologues and pretty much flubbed them.

Glengary Glenross-

The one where Aleck Baldwin gives the speach. I can't do this without cracking up, and I can't come across convincing. "What's my name? **** you that's my name." Try nailing it, it's not easy.

Dr. Caligary-

Very tough on near the middle, guess could title "who am I?" Yes, it is said by a crazy guy, but it is said with so much meaning and once again, should be funny, but comes across as disgusting.

The Last Dragon-

Sho Nuff's first monologue. Okay, fine, not brilliant but funny that I can't wait to here the rest.