Post your speculations about the cause of Gildwulf's insanity

[Jiggymike]

BBV,
I'm sure I'm not the only one who has noticed Gild's recent lack of posting and the complete absence of the wit for which he is known across the globe. I've been getting the feeling that he's been going mad for some time now for a reason COMPLETELY UNRELATED to 2p2. This recent thread , where a simple naive comment from his girlfriend caused him to fly into a Mountee-esque rage, only confirms my beliefs, as did an anonymous source (OK it was Pooptoad, whatev).

This thread is to post your speculations on what exactly has driven him to insanity. Remember, IT IS NOT 2P2 or BBV RELATED! Of course, MSPaints are welcome/encouraged.

My guess: He just found out that Nicolas Cage is not a documentary actor merely days after his first viewing of National Treasure on DVD. When the totality of this statement hit him (The Rock, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!), he finally lost it.

Anyone else have ideas? GOGOGOGOGO