Why do lagtards have such huge luckboxes?

[cd77]

So the story goes: I sit down at a 50nl table with a 95/60/4 retard who has 8+ buy ins, he loses about half that and tilts even worse than he was before. He announces to the table that he's leaving after this rotation, and then hilarity (not so much) ensues:
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $89.85
BB: $184.85
<u>Hero (UTG): $210.80</u>
<u>CO: $306.50</u>
BTN: $47.70

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $306.50</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls all-in for $208.80
Uncalled bet of $95.70 returned to CO

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($422.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($422.35) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($422.35) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $422.35 ($3 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Threes) and WON (+$208.55)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$210.80)

so yeah, i just wanted to vent