$5 6 max. av. pot $4, wait 5, DONKFEST '07

[corin]

It appears it was in fact a smart move for once to log on to Stars for some micro NL at 4.15am.

2 players at a table were donk-raising sometimes as many times as 123 in a single pot.

e.g.

PokerStars Game #9658070456: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/28 - 22:56:08 (ET)
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: AjaxAchill ($11.91 in chips)
Seat 3: BongBob ($10.49 in chips)
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 ($4.97 in chips)
FR0MAN213 will be allowed to play after the button
Ti991 will be allowed to play after the button
kirsty89 will be allowed to play after the button
AjaxAchill: posts small blind $0.01
BongBob: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
AjaxAchill said, "wow"
AjaxAchill said, "nh bong"
M.Gaedke3: folds
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.04
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.06
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.08
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.10
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.12
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.14
Ti991 leaves the table
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.16
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.18
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.20
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.22
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.24
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.26
BongBob said, "ty"
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.28
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.30
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.32
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.34
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.36
BongBob: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [5d 8c Kh]
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.06
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.08
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.12
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.16
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.20
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.24
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.28
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.32
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.36
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.40
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.44
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.48
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.52
BongBob: calls $0.04
*** TURN *** [5d 8c Kh] [5s]
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.06
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.08
AjaxAchill said, "i got the ntus"
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.10
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.12
AjaxAchill: raises $0.06 to $0.18
BongBob: raises $0.06 to $0.24
AjaxAchill: raises $0.06 to $0.30
BongBob: raises $0.06 to $0.36
BongBob said, "never"
AjaxAchill: raises $0.06 to $0.42
BongBob: raises $0.06 to $0.48
AjaxAchill: raises $0.10 to $0.58
BongBob: raises $0.10 to $0.68
AjaxAchill: raises $0.10 to $0.78
BongBob: calls $0.10
*** RIVER *** [5d 8c Kh 5s] [7d]
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.06
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.08
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.10
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.12
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.16
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.20
AjaxAchill: raises $0.06 to $0.26
BongBob: raises $0.06 to $0.32
AjaxAchill: raises $0.08 to $0.40
BongBob: raises $0.08 to $0.48
AjaxAchill: raises $0.12 to $0.60
BongBob: calls $0.12
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AjaxAchill: shows [5c 8h] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
BongBob: mucks hand
AjaxAchill collected $4.32 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.52 | Rake $0.20
Board [5d 8c Kh 5s 7d]
Seat 2: AjaxAchill (small blind) showed [5c 8h] and won ($4.32) with a full house, Fives full of Eights
Seat 3: BongBob (big blind) mucked
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


I thought to myself, nice if I got Aces first hand, and what do you know....

PokerStars Game #9658181175: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/28 - 23:03:48 (ET)
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: kirsty89 ($5 in chips)
Seat 2: AjaxAchill ($12.65 in chips)
Seat 3: BongBob ($9.47 in chips)
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 ($5 in chips)
M.Gaedke3: posts small blind $0.01
FR0MAN213: posts big blind $0.02
JimboNYY24: sits out
kirsty89: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirsty89 [Ah Ad]
kirsty89: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.06
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.08
M.Gaedke3: folds
kirsty89 said, "i want in on this!!!"
FR0MAN213: calls $0.06
kirsty89: raises $0.02 to $0.10
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.12
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.14
FR0MAN213: calls $0.06
kirsty89: raises $0.02 to $0.16
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.18
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.20
FR0MAN213: calls $0.06
kirsty89: raises $0.04 to $0.24
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.28
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.32
JimboNYY24 said, "wtf"
FR0MAN213: calls $0.12
kirsty89: raises $0.06 to $0.38
AjaxAchill: raises $0.06 to $0.44
FR0MAN213 said, "i have 23"
FR0MAN213 said, "that good?"
FR0MAN213 said, "LOLZERS"
BongBob: raises $0.06 to $0.50
JimboNYY24 said, "min raise it back"
FR0MAN213: calls $0.18
kirsty89: raises $0.10 to $0.60
JimboNYY24 said, "dont take ****"
AjaxAchill: raises $0.10 to $0.70
BongBob: raises $0.10 to $0.80
FR0MAN213: folds
kirsty89: raises $0.14 to $0.94
AjaxAchill: raises $0.14 to $1.08
BongBob: raises $0.14 to $1.22
kirsty89: raises $0.16 to $1.38
AjaxAchill: calls $0.30
BongBob: raises $0.16 to $1.54
kirsty89: raises $0.20 to $1.74
AjaxAchill: calls $0.36
BongBob: raises $0.20 to $1.94
kirsty89: raises $0.24 to $2.18
AjaxAchill: calls $0.44
BongBob: raises $0.24 to $2.42
kirsty89: raises $0.32 to $2.74
AjaxAchill: raises $0.32 to $3.06
BongBob: raises $0.32 to $3.38
kirsty89: raises $0.42 to $3.80
AjaxAchill: raises $0.42 to $4.22
BongBob: calls $0.84
kirsty89: raises $0.42 to $4.64
AjaxAchill: raises $0.42 to $5.06
JimboNYY24 is sitting out
BongBob: calls $0.84
kirsty89: calls $0.36 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3h 8d]
kirsty89 said, "lmao"
AjaxAchill: checks
BongBob: bets $0.02
AjaxAchill: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Jc 3h 8d] [9h]
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.06
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.08
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.10
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.12
AjaxAchill: calls $0.02
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3h 8d 9h] [Ac]
BongBob said, "lol"
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob said, "funny"
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: calls $0.02
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BongBob: shows [Th Qh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
AjaxAchill: mucks hand
BongBob collected $0.48 from side pot
kirsty89: mucks hand
BongBob collected $14.76 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.99 Main pot $14.76. Side pot $0.48. | Rake $0.75
Board [Jc 3h 8d 9h Ac]
Seat 1: kirsty89 mucked [Ah Ad]
Seat 2: AjaxAchill mucked [7s 9c]
Seat 3: BongBob (button) showed [Th Qh] and won ($15.24) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 (big blind) folded before Flop

I reload and the next hand is won with quad 4s so I seriously began to suspect something fishy was going on...

PokerStars Game #9658228505: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/28 - 23:07:08 (ET)
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: AjaxAchill ($7.41 in chips)
Seat 3: BongBob ($19.47 in chips)
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 ($4.94 in chips)
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 ($5 in chips)
FR0MAN213: posts small blind $0.01
AjaxAchill: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
M.Gaedke3: folds
FR0MAN213: folds
AjaxAchill: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4c 4s]
AjaxAchill said, "nh bong"
kirsty89 has returned
AjaxAchill said, "ouplayed him"
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.08
BongBob said, "ty"
BongBob said, "traped him"
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.12
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.16
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.20
FR0MAN213 said, "so im thinking about chanigng my name"
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.24
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.28
FR0MAN213 said, "is VT_LOL good?"
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.32
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.36
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.40
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.44
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.48
BongBob: calls $0.04
*** TURN *** [Tc 4c 4s] [4d]
AjaxAchill: bets $0.02
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.08
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.12
AjaxAchill: raises $0.08 to $0.20
BongBob: raises $0.08 to $0.28
AjaxAchill: raises $0.08 to $0.36
BongBob: raises $0.08 to $0.44
AjaxAchill: raises $0.08 to $0.52
BongBob: raises $0.08 to $0.60
AjaxAchill: raises $0.08 to $0.68
BongBob: raises $0.08 to $0.76
AjaxAchill: raises $0.08 to $0.84
BongBob: calls $0.08
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4c 4s 4d] [Jh]
AjaxAchill: bets $0.12
BongBob: raises $0.12 to $0.24
AjaxAchill: raises $0.12 to $0.36
BongBob: calls $0.12
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AjaxAchill: shows [2h 4h] (four of a kind, Fours)
BongBob: mucks hand
AjaxAchill collected $3.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.45 | Rake $0.15
Board [Tc 4c 4s 4d Jh]
Seat 2: AjaxAchill (big blind) showed [2h 4h] and won ($3.30) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 3: BongBob mucked
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 (small blind) folded before Flop

I wait a while and observe hand after hand go (eventually) all-in pre-flop and finally pick up 77 (a smaller edge than I'd like to push against their range) but it holds up:

PokerStars Game #9658519992: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/28 - 23:27:50 (ET)
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: kirsty89 ($5.17 in chips)
Seat 2: AjaxAchill ($7.50 in chips)
Seat 3: BongBob ($11.44 in chips)
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 ($4.89 in chips)
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 6: JimboNYY24 ($10.10 in chips)
M.Gaedke3: posts small blind $0.01
FR0MAN213: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirsty89 [7h 7s]
JimboNYY24: folds
BongBob said, "a monster"
kirsty89: raises $0.02 to $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.06
BongBob said, "vn"
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.08
M.Gaedke3: folds
FR0MAN213: folds
kirsty89: calls $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.02 to $0.10
BongBob: raises $0.02 to $0.12
kirsty89: calls $0.04
AjaxAchill: raises $0.12 to $0.24
BongBob said, "26prob"
BongBob: raises $0.12 to $0.36
AjaxAchill said, " i have 25o"
kirsty89: raises $4.81 to $5.17 and is all-in
AjaxAchill: raises $2.33 to $7.50 and is all-in
BongBob: calls $7.14
*** FLOP *** [4h As Ts]
*** TURN *** [4h As Ts] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [4h As Ts 9s] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AjaxAchill: shows [Kd Jh] (a pair of Fours)
BongBob: mucks hand
AjaxAchill said, "noooo"
AjaxAchill collected $4.41 from side pot
kirsty89: shows [7h 7s] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
kirsty89 collected $14.79 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.20 Main pot $14.79. Side pot $4.41. | Rake $1
Board [4h As Ts 9s 4d]
Seat 1: kirsty89 showed [7h 7s] and won ($14.79) with two pair, Sevens and Fours
Seat 2: AjaxAchill showed [Kd Jh] and won ($4.41) with a pair of Fours
Seat 3: BongBob (button) mucked [2c 6h]
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: JimboNYY24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

A short while later some more chronic BS:

PokerStars Game #9658662978: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/28 - 23:38:25 (ET)
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: kirsty89 ($19.74 in chips)
Seat 2: AjaxAchill ($5.03 in chips)
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 ($21.25 in chips)
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 ($5.06 in chips)
Seat 6: JimboNYY24 ($34.14 in chips)
kirsty89: posts small blind $0.01
AjaxAchill: posts big blind $0.02
BongBob: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirsty89 [Ks Jd]
M.Gaedke3: folds
FR0MAN213: raises $5.04 to $5.06 and is all-in
JimboNYY24: folds
kirsty89: calls $5.05
AjaxAchill: calls $5.01 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6h Qs 3h]
FR0MAN213 said, "6969696969699696969696969696996969696969696969696 96969696969696969"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
AjaxAchill said, "6Q"
*** TURN *** [6h Qs 3h] [Kh]
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
*** RIVER *** [6h Qs 3h Kh] [As]
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
FR0MAN213 said, "6"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kirsty89: shows [Ks Jd] (a pair of Kings)
FR0MAN213: mucks hand
kirsty89 collected $0.06 from side pot
AjaxAchill: shows [6s Qd] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
AjaxAchill collected $14.34 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.15 Main pot $14.34. Side pot $0.06. | Rake $0.75
Board [6h Qs 3h Kh As]
Seat 1: kirsty89 (small blind) showed [Ks Jd] and won ($0.06) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: AjaxAchill (big blind) showed [6s Qd] and won ($14.34) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: FR0MAN213 mucked [9s 6d]
Seat 6: JimboNYY24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

and then:

PokerStars Game #9659016074: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/04/29 - 00:04:49 (ET)
Table 'Aquarius II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: kirsty89 ($13.51 in chips)
Seat 2: AjaxAchill ($48.65 in chips)
Seat 3: BongBob ($4.59 in chips)
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 ($21.84 in chips)
Seat 5: bigsocce ($10.08 in chips)
Seat 6: JimboNYY24 ($31.70 in chips)
M.Gaedke3: posts small blind $0.01
bigsocce: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirsty89 [Ad Kd]
JimboNYY24: folds
kirsty89: raises $0.04 to $0.06
AjaxAchill: raises $0.04 to $0.10
BongBob: raises $0.04 to $0.14
M.Gaedke3: folds
bigsocce: folds
kirsty89: raises $0.12 to $0.26
AjaxAchill: calls $0.16
BongBob: calls $0.12
*** FLOP *** [3s 5d As]
kirsty89: bets $0.84
AjaxAchill has timed out
AjaxAchill: folds
AjaxAchill is sitting out
AjaxAchill has returned
BongBob: raises $3.49 to $4.33 and is all-in
kirsty89: calls $3.49
*** TURN *** [3s 5d As] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [3s 5d As 4s] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kirsty89: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)
BongBob: shows [5h Th] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
BongBob collected $9.02 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.47 | Rake $0.45
Board [3s 5d As 4s Tc]
Seat 1: kirsty89 showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: AjaxAchill folded on the Flop
Seat 3: BongBob (button) showed [5h Th] and won ($9.02) with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 4: M.Gaedke3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bigsocce (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: JimboNYY24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Feel like I'm running a casino and some lucky mofo has strolled in and is cleaning out the blackjack table!!

Anyway, these 2 are still sat at Aquarius $0.01/0.02 as I type so take a look, it's a one off!! The banter's moderate. (Variance has reared it's ugly head and they've somehow generated $50 between them!)