What it Do? CS and Phone

[RicP]

Ok.

EricW and I were playing some CS the other night when EricW chats me and says this dude is trying to hook up with him thinking he's a chick ( see EricW is so curious about females, he always pretends to be onez on the interweb).

I say W/E ... an quit buggin me about this weird [censored]. then he asks if I have a webcammy pic of any hot chicks with one eye. Since my propensity is toward midgets and freaks I hook him up with this chick with one eye and weird circles on her chest.

Then he like chats me up saying this guy wants to phone secks him! Well EricW tells me he just wants to cuddle with the dude on the phone but he's FORCED for phone secks.

Now the guys wants to hook up so he can "hit it". EricW really wants to meet him (just to cuddle). but he's since he's actually a guy and he's not gay or anything (not that there is anything wrong with that).

What He Do?