OOT, introduce me

[d10]

I'm new to my company, and we're having a welcoming party this weekend. Someone has to give a short speech introducing me. He will be getting his information based off of a questionaire that I need to give him with the following questions. I'm calling on the collective mind of OOT to come up with some awesome answers. No serious answers allowed, just stuff that will make me sound arrogant, retarded, gay, whatever. I need ideas for:

a favorite color
hobbies
favorite song
special abilities
and "if I had $1M I would..."