Scenes from a Hat: The Unemployening

[amplify]

My client ended my current contract yesterday, so until I or someone in my organization finds a new client, I have little work to do. Does the fun ever START?

1. What amplify has really been doing instead of posting.
2. Rejected flavors of Ramen Noodles
3. POG fast seduction techniques
4. Marginal Political Parties
5. The REAL causes of global warming
6. Unpopular TV dinners
7. Unusal new pets
8. Rejected plots for the new Harry Potter book.
9. Sexually suggestive haiku
10. Odd mafia nicknames