brag: pwned my roomates bitch ass boyfriend
This loser is always at my house trying to destroy the environment by unnecessarily running the AC constantly. So they come home the other night and of course he turns on the AC when its like 35 degrees outside so I go out there and get in an argument with him and I'm about to punch him in the face but I think I might have seen a tear in his eye and decided. [censored] it, I'm not gonna beat this dude up, there's a strong possibility that he's actually a woman. And then I get him to give me 20 bucks to avoid an ass whooping.
Plus....I'm [censored] his girlfriend.
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