Faking School For HOT STUFF

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Hello fanclub,

As you all know, I dropped out of university 3 years in so that I could play poker professionally as a no limit superstar. Things are going really well.

Still, I dont have as much exposer to people approximately my own age, so I would like to change that.

Im interested in pretending to go to university again so I can have better access to 17-19 year old girls. In what way should I execute this plan? I have money, but I also have a stingy jew pocket and I would like to spend the minimal, and if possible, hide my horde of jew gold.


Here are the expected traits of said villains:
- young
- havent had the cube run on the them yet
- hot
- emotional
- not as smart as me