Playing AA retarded

[Captain R]

I decided to play AA totally random, not sure if there's any value whatsoever in playing this way:

Raise in EP with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Bad fish cold-calls in MP (basically any hand a tight player would play for 1 bet in LP), Straightforward BB calls.

Flop is Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. BB checks, I check knowing fish will bet the flop 100% of the time. This is also not the greatest flop for me. Fish bets, BB calls quickly, I call.

Turn is 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Checked to fish, he bets, BB clearly has a very weak hand, probably some weak pair or a gutshot. He thinks, and eventually calls. I call.

River is Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. BB checks, I bet...

S.O.P for me is to just bet, bet, bet. I checked flop and turn because basically fish will bet 100% of the time so I'm basically getting to act last on every street with the option to get in 2 bets whenever I want. I think the right play was to check-raise the turn. Just calling assured me one more bet on the river, but the pot is big enough to take it down on the turn I think. Anways, I think I should check-raise either flop or turn, any comments?

Fish will also call me on the turn with any heart, TP, and probably a J/9/5.


Second Hand:

2 limpers, I raise with KK in SB, BB calls.

Flop is AA5, two clubs. I bet, only MP straightforward solid player calls.

Turn is offsuit 5, I bet, planning to fold to any more action. Standard?

Anybody play this differently?