Since ldo I commissioned gorie to paint me pooptoad and pooptoad is a [censored] badass, and even though gorie painted pooptoad with inferior oils, he definitely looks [censored] good. Prolly better than the original picture. I have a 92 toyota pickup, and I'm wondering if I should go on a travelling art road show showcasing the awesome might of pooptoad. Or if I should just lock him up because he's [censored] priceless. What's my play here.
Personally I'd bring him to the table as a card protector, but he's 14x11 and some whiny little [censored] bitch will complain because they don't know [censored] about pooptoad.