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The number 3 hitter, M. Izturis, brings his career .374 slg %.

Number 1 and 2 hitters, both regulars, have career OBP .336 of and .318.

Garret Anderson, oldie but goodie, last 4 years has seen his slg % drop >100 pts to .431. For our big bopper. Main man. "Producaaaaaaaaaa"

Our DH, with a career high of 21 homers (he's reached 20 twice), brings his career .323 on base.

I know Vlad, Kendrick (lol rookie wtf), and Rivera are out. Still. This is embarassing.

On a positive note, I noticed that Danny Haren looks very nice in a beard judging by his mlb gameday photo.