Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[Pasterbator]

Humans,

I would have been up ~6k in 1k hands of 5/10 today, except i spewed like a [censored] monkey.

Oh, and G-P pwned my face off in one hand and i made suuuuch a bad fold. I really thought we were deeper. I'm not going to explain the hand bc it sent me on tilt and made me make some awful plays.

At least Stars 5/10 thinks im completely retarded in everyway.

TIME TO MAKE SOME MONIES.

And yes, im finally tired of grinding 2/4 (for 5 hours a month) and have decided to make real money.

COME AND GET ME BITCHES.