I was at SFO airport burger king and.....

[Bolivia]

Was in san francisco airport waiting for flight. Strolled over to BurgerKing and ordered a double cheeseburger. It came out to like $1.35 or so. I hand the mexican lady at counter $1.25 and fumbled while looking for the additional change to cover. She looks at me and says to me in spanish "it's ok", and punches up a 10% employee discount code so i get it for the $1.25 or whatever.

Brag: I got 10% employee discount at burger king
Beat: I was mistaken for mexican
Variance: I could care less about the money i saved