DAS BOOOOOOOOT!!!

[bigt2k4]

Brag: got 2 of these

(the 1 litre)
and 2 of these

(1 litre)
in the mail yesterday.

beat: It took 2+ months from the time I ordered them for them to come in.
beat: there were 4 of us in a race, I did it in 3 sessions(chugged about a beer and a bit) took a 10 second break (chugged another beer and a bit), had about half a beer left or less, but felt like I was going to puke and had to take a 2 minute break to avoid this.
brag: my friend who can chug entire beers in about 3 seconds(he can open throat, I cannot) was losing to me so he chugged last little bit to beat me, and then puked all over the floor( he finished in 57 seconds, I took a break, because I didn't want to risk puking and finished in just under 3 minutes). I also finished second out of 4, other 2 had to take massive breaks (like 5 minutes+ to finish the litre of beer)
Variance: We are all pretty big beer drinkers with tolerances, we weren't drinking tonight, just got the boots so we had a ceremonial chug. We were all sober, and 2 of the participants went back to the library afterward because exams are starting in 2 days.

beat: I got exams on the 17,18,19, 24 and 26th and I barely started studying and did not do any reading all term long(did attend about 90% of my classes though).

More Variance: I could probably chug it all at once, but I just recovered from bronchitis(still taking antibiotics for it, lasted about 3 weeks). I lost 15 pounds during this time and had about no food the 1st week(completely lost appetite, went from 190LBS, to 175LBS(am 6'2), so my stomach obviously shrunk significantly.