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Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
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Your first mistake is hiding when your ex says "you better get out of here." [censored] that! You say "[censored] that! This is a public place and I ain't going no where, yo." Then, he hits you square in the face and you tell him you don't want any trouble. Dude, you have to defend yourself. Even if you take a beating, bite his ear, or gouge his eye or something. He's going to own you every time he sees you now. Your only option is to get your friends together and jump his ass. [/ QUOTE ] No group beating, that is lame. Hand in pocket, grab keys, as he reaches for you shove keys at his eyeball. Rinse, wash, repeat. He'll leave you alone or go blind. Either way you = winnah! Slightly worse/[better], carry a razor blade [keep it in the cardboard] in your wallet. If he approaches again, take it out, grip the dull side, let him know you will 'I'MA CUT YOU UP' if he gets within slashing distance. Aim for wrists, neck, thigh artery, etc. Again, he will probably stay the Eff away from you. |
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