Don't ever post a brag in BBV....

TheMetetron · #1 04-04-2007, 12:52 AM

... cuz this is the crap that happens. Yesterday, +5k month brag. Today... doomswitched.

That graph is missing another $500 I'm down. Did get a $800 party bonus today so whatever. Some hands of the fun:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero ($685)
BB ($550.35)
UTG ($674)
MP ($580)
CO ($1241.90)
Button ($570.97)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $6, 1 fold, CO raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero calls $9, BB calls $6, UTG calls $6.

Flop: ($48) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $33, UTG raises to $66, CO folds, Hero raises to $228, BB calls $505.35 (All-In), UTG folds, Hero calls $310.35.

Turn: ($1190.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1190.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1190.70

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5c 6c (straight, six high).
BB has 5d 6s (flush, king high).
Outcome: BB wins $1190.70. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP ($594.30)
Hero ($1000.40)
SB ($417.50)
BB ($406)
UTG ($464.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $18, 2 folds, UTG calls $14.

Flop: ($42) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $28, UTG calls $28.

Turn: ($98) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $48, Hero raises to $170, UTG calls $122.

River: ($438) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $286, UTG calls $248.90 (All-In).

Final Pot: $972.90

Results in white below: 
UTG has Tc Jc (straight, jack high).
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: UTG wins $935.80. Hero wins $37.10. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($382)
Button ($415.20)
SB ($295.75)
BB ($306.50)
Hero ($421.80)
MP ($512.70)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, Button calls $14, SB calls $12, 1 fold.

Flop: ($46) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $32, Button raises to $70, SB folds, Hero raises to $253.7, Button calls $331.20 (All-In), Hero calls $147.50.

Turn: ($848.40) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($848.40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $848.40

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ks Kc (two pair, kings and tens).
Button has Th Qh (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Button wins $848.40. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($408)
UTG ($400)
MP ($340)
CO ($512.70)
Button ($373.70)
SB ($238.18)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button raises to $16, SB calls $14, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($48) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $22, SB folds, Hero raises to $84, Button calls $62.

Turn: ($216) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $152, Button calls $273.70 (All-In), Hero calls $121.70.

River: ($763.40) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $763.40

Results in white below: 
Hero has 2h 2c (three of a kind, twos).
Button has 4c 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Button wins $763.40. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($969.50)
Hero ($546.60)
SB ($440.46)
BB ($425.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $14, Hero raises to $42, 2 folds, UTG raises to $125, Hero calls $504.60 (All-In), UTG calls $421.60.

Flop: ($1099.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1099.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1099.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1099.20

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ad Kd (two pair, aces and tens).
Hero has Ks Kh (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $1099.20. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG ($657.51)
MP ($462.60)
Hero ($552.06)
SB ($313)
BB ($509.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $16, MP raises to $54, Hero raises to $150, 2 folds, UTG folds, MP calls $408.60 (All-In), Hero calls $312.60.

Flop: ($947.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($947.20) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($947.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $947.20

Results in white below: 
MP has Qh Ah (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: MP wins $947.20. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero ($1156)
UTG ($480)
MP ($674.30)
Button ($162.25)
SB ($1551.57)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $6, MP raises to $21, 1 fold, SB raises to $78, Hero calls $72, UTG folds, MP calls $57.

Flop: ($240) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $171, MP calls $596.30 (All-In), SB folds, Hero calls $425.30.

Turn: ($1432.60) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1432.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1432.60

Results in white below: 
Hero has Th Ts (one pair, tens).
MP has 8h 9h (straight flush, nine high).
Outcome: MP wins $1432.60. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB ($260.14)
Hero ($1669)
Button ($940.38)
SB ($2194.27)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $35, Button calls $35, SB raises to $60, 1 fold, Hero calls $25, Button calls $25.

Flop: ($190) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $75, Hero raises to $305, Button folds, SB calls $230.

Turn: ($800) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $555, SB calls $555.

River: ($1910) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $1910

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Td (two pair, queens and tens).
SB has Ks Kc (two pair, kings and threes).
Outcome: SB wins $1910. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

MP ($736.16)
Hero ($1206)
Button ($984)
SB ($353)
BB ($4423.32)
UTG ($1401)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $45, 1 fold, SB calls $40, 1 fold, UTG calls $35.

Flop: ($145) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $105, SB calls $308 (All-In), UTG folds, Hero calls $203.

Turn: ($761) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($761) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $761

Results in white below: 
SB has Kh Qs (one pair, queens).
Hero has Jd Td (one pair, tens).
Outcome: SB wins $761. 

There are more but this is getting too long. PS, lost another $400 while posting this and playing 1 table.

So bbv, your decision. Grind it out all night at 2/4-5/10, move up to $10/20+ to chase losses, or get retarded drunk right now.