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I just successfully executed a chess angle shoot!
I'm playing white and about to lose. Villain is a total nit:
when I play Bg4!! I immediately act like I didn't see the knight and try to pull the bishop back. Villain insists "You took your hand off! You have to leave it there!" I groan in disgust, say "[censored] you, man" and leave the bishop. Villain immediately plays ... Nxg4??? [1] for the stalemate. Beat: I didn't win. Also, I suck at chess. Brag: I trapped him!! Variance: Villain is a chess coach, despite the fact that he's not much better than me. [1] ??? means that villain is dumber than a bag of stupid. |
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