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ms paint inspired/collage inspired by this thread on animal activist
![]() Pokey the polar bear was rescued from the wild after the death of his mother in a hunting accident (got shot, and his father was a dead beat living it up at the sandiego zoo ![]() peta thought they should kill the bear by lethal injection instead of making him a pet, so they protested until he was turned over then they set out to kill him ![]() Pokey got lucky when tx redman stumbled upon him, amd at the last minute switched his leathel injection with steriods and stole him from peta ![]() despite the one time injection of steriods Pokey was in bad shape, so txredman offered to put him on his 16 week challenge and buffed him up ![]() Pokey then changed his name to Poke Hogan and became a bad ass. ![]() Poke Hogan then set out to get revenge on the members of Peta for trying to kill him. ![]() After this Poke Hogan Started a band named POLAR and wrote a record about his life and became an overnight star and made millions ![]() Poke soon got tired of the strippers keg parties, pot and beer, and decided he wanted to return to the wild so he sold all his stuff and bought a refuge in alaska and set sail ![]() Poke spent the last few years enjoying the wilderness and found a fav new hobby ![]() the end |
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