I'm back. and yes, I will kick you in the nuts!

[private joker]

These threads remind me of Ken Marino's character from The State... what was his name? He had nothing but a catchphrase, and people would invite him over to their parties so he could run into the room and go, "Heeeeeey! Who's got something for me?"

"I do! I have guacamole!"
"Guacamole???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"

and he would take two little rubber balls from his pocket and hold them out while everyone laughed.

"Hey man, I brought some salsa!"
"SALSA???!! I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"

YAAAAYYY!!!!! *applause*