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Beat: Ate KFC last night.
Brag: Washed it down with many a'Guinness. Variance: Farts with odd overtones of fake chicken. Beat: Actually had dream last night in which I sharted due to consumption of KFC. Brag: Didn't shart in real life. Variance: My unconscious knows nutrition better than I do. |
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