wasn't dunk enough to go hoggin'

[sososoapy]

so i'm out with some friends to enjoy some green beer. i see a chick that i knew a few years ago that used to bone another friend of mine. i wanted a piece of it back then, but the years haven't treated her well. she gained at least 70-80 lbs?!?! it looks somebody threw a fat grenade at her and her friends and she jumped on top of it save her friends.

i'm buzzed and she comes up to me, "i always seen you around, how do i know you?" i respond in the most obnoxious way i know possible, "duh, cause i'm kinda a big deal?" fatty gives me a dirty look and walks away.

later i was hitting on some other chick and my friends bet that she gave me the wrong number. WTF? my friends have no faith in me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]