stop bagging on microsoft about the rumored xbox 360 update

[astroglide]

nintendo:
nes -> top-loading nes. ergo controllers, much more reliable game loads.
gba -> gba sp -> new gba sp. backlit, compact, and rechargeable batteries followed by increased brightness.
ds -> ds lite. compact, brighter.

sony:
ps2 -> slim ps2. compact, more quiet, faster game loads, integrated ethernet.
psp -> redesigned psp. compact, featureset is unknown but likely to include integrated storage.
ps3 -> euro ps3. current-gen downgrade! hardware backwards compatibility removed, this might make it to the states too.

by the way, ms is apparently shipping current-generation 360s with quieter, faster dvd-rom drives at no extra cost. write your congressmen immediately!