At least i'm rich off sklansky buck$

nickg1532 · #1 03-17-2007, 05:41 AM

ugh, this is the first time i've ever made a post like this, but after getting continually raped by lee jones for the better part of this year, i needed to vent. maybe he'll see this and feel some sympathy for me (doubtful--he lives for this stuff).

anyways, it's not really how bad the beats are, because w/ the exception of a few, they're not too horrible. it's just the frequency of the beats/coolers.

enjoy my misery (these all from tonight except for the last one--there were a few other tough ones that i didn't feel like finding).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($21.50)
Hero ($97.55)
CO ($79.85)
Button ($163.45)
SB ($106.40)
BB ($35.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, Hero calls $1, 2 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($4) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets $1, BB folds, UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $21, UTG folds, Hero raises to $96.55, SB calls $75.55.

Turn: ($198.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($198.10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $198.10

Results in white below: 
SB has Kc 5h (full house, kings full of fives).
Hero has 3d 3c (full house, threes full of kings).
Outcome: SB wins $198.10. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($49.50)
BB ($87.05)
UTG ($43.15)
Hero ($49.50)
Button ($48.25)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $1, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, SB raises to $14, 1 fold, UTG calls $13, Hero raises to $49.5, SB calls $35.50 (All-In), UTG calls $29.15 (All-In).

Flop: ($142.65) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($142.65) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($142.65) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $142.65

Results in white below: 
SB has Qd Th (three of a kind, queens).
UTG has Jc Jd (two pair, queens and jacks).
Hero has Ac As (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: SB wins $142.65. 

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

Turn: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

River: (11 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kh Jc (straight, ace high).
BB has Qc Ah (full house, queens full of aces).
Outcome: BB wins 13 BB. 

DOES THIS COUNT AS PWNING SOMEONE??

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $2.
1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button 3-bets, 2 folds, Hero caps, Button calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (9.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (15.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Ad (full house, aces full of jacks).
Button has Js Jc (four of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 19.25 BB. 

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises, MP 3-bets, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero caps, UTG calls, MP calls, SB calls.

Flop: (16 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, MP calls, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, MP calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (14 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, MP calls, Hero calls.

River: (17 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP bets, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Kd (one pair, kings).
UTG has Qs Qh (one pair, queens).
MP has 7d 7s (straight, eight high).
Outcome: MP wins 20 BB. 

NICE FLOP CALL, DOUCHEBAG!!!

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (9 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, Button calls.

River: (11 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Qc (two pair, aces and queens).
Button has 8h Jh (straight, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 15 BB. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($75)
Button ($110.70)
Hero ($100)
BB ($97.85)
UTG ($45.35)
MP ($334.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $1, CO raises to $20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $100, 1 fold, MP calls $99, CO calls $55 (All-In).

Flop: ($276) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($276) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($276) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $276

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Kh (high card, ace).
MP has 9s As (flush, ace high).
CO has 8h 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: MP wins $276. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($132)
SB ($177.80)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($191.50)
MP ($108)
CO ($109.20)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP raises to $4, 3 folds, Hero raises to $14, MP calls $10.

Flop: ($28.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $20, MP calls $20.

Turn: ($68.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $39, MP raises to $74, Hero calls $27 (All-In).

River: ($208.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $208.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and fours).
MP has Ks Kc (full house, kings full of fours).
Outcome: MP wins $208.50. 

and a treat from last session. villain was like 70/40/3 and a complete spew monkey postflop.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($80.50)
UTG ($160)
MP ($152.40)
CO ($155.50)
Hero ($185.50)
SB ($107)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero raises to $11, 2 folds, UTG calls $8.

Flop: ($23.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG calls $18.

Turn: ($59.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $15, Hero raises to $50, UTG raises to $85, Hero raises to $156.5, UTG calls $46 (All-In).

River: ($347) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $347

Results in white below: 
UTG has Th Jh (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ah Kd (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $321.50. Hero wins $25.50.