ATTENTION POPULAR WARM-WEATHER AMERICAN CITIES (SD, MIA)

[Anacardo]

1) The Short Term.

This coming Saturday I need to be in San Diego for some nerdlinger-related purchases. While there I suppose I might as well make a day of it. This is a call to come and flock unto Me. Ideally this will lead itself to a feeling-up of the beautiful people (Fluff, JaBlue, et al) but this is not strictly necessary.

2) The Long Term.

I need a place to stay in Miami around the Fourth of July for nerdlinger-related activities. My planned host is wigging out on me. If you live in Miami, or have old Jewish relatives there who find the idea of boarding random dudes from the Internet to have a certain romantic cachet, please let me know as soon as possible.

Once again demonstrating that the primary purpose of this forum is to assist my recreational life,

Yours,

T. d A. y C.