Beat: My friend plays donkaments.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

He thinks they are the [censored], he "likes coming first". Fair enough, no accounting for taste. But what do I do when he tries to tell me about all his bad beats? It's like "I bet 3000k with KQo and the SB pushed for 3k more and shows 23o then he hits his 3!" I can't give a [censored] about somebody losing 6k tourney chips. Should I? Tournaments are so stupid and I think it's retarded to complain about bad beats in them when they encourage you to play like a total [censored] donkasaur.