Secrets to your beauty.

[Cubswin]

People waste way too much money on this crap (and this is why I own stock in P&G)

Unless you have skin issues, a wash cloth and cheapo bar soap will leave you smelling plenty good. I use this shampoo:


I think it smells good and my hair is healthy... and it cost somewhere around $1.50.

I will splurge on some decent cologne (Lacoste Red, Polo Black, Burbury Brit are my preferred choices) but a bottle will last you forever if you use one spray daily so it is a good investment.

Toothpaste, whatevers on sale. Mouthwash, the cheapo store brands. I'm a cheap bastard I guess.