brag: I have style

[mj12]

So I am sitting down at school stuffing my face with a tasty subway southwest steak'n cheese when I and randomly approached by some Ambercrombie associates. The following conversation ensues

AF peeps: Hi, I'm xxxx and this is yyyy(hot associate). I was just noticing that you have a really sweet style and I was wondering if you'd be interested in working at AF? ( they noticed I am hot and sexy obv)

me(msnl baller): chuckle.. umm I have a very lucrative position ATM, I don't think you can afford me. lolz

AFpeeps: O'RLY? And what do you do?

me: pro poker player

AFpeeps: ( visably chrushed ) Oh ....sweet. *desperate* How about 1 day a week for the discount??
meWill never be caught wearing AF) LOL, no no that is alright I don't shop there.
AFpeeps: (chrushed) [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Ok well enjoy your tasty sub.
ME: LDO
variance: my bros modeling agency says he is perfect for the AF campaign and are sending his pics to them..... obviously sexy jeans.