Own Personal Hell

[Passaman]

As many of you know, I am a pastor, and for this week's message I came up with a Letterman style Top Ten list for my opener. It's a list of my own personal hell (see below). For several reasons, I kept it pretty low-key. I'm interested to hear what your own personal hell would consist of. BBV....let's hear from you.

10. Thermostat set on “Polyester Suit in Phoenix in August"
9. Can’t leave until he can do five pull-ups
8. The shopping mall consists of Ross, Factory-2-U, Big Lots, and Wal Mart
7. Four words: left handed golf clubs
6. In concert every night: Celine Dion
5. His e-mail address: revkev.hell.eternity.k-12/edu.ca/gov_42fourtoo@yahoo.com
4. TV only gets ESPN, but only shows soccer and NASCAR
3. Any phone call gets immediately rerouted to tech support based in New Delhi
2. Mandatory Renuzit choices consist of Wet Dog, Garlic-Curry Belch, or Polyester Suit in Phoenix in August
1. Roommates are Larry from Sit-n-Sleep and Bob Saget