Beat: Can't Eat Taco Bell Anymore

[NozeCandy]

I'm 20, and I really, really hate to think I'm getting so old to the point where my stomach can't handle Taco Bell, but I think I'm there. My noon class got cancelled, so I hopped on over to our food court. The only place without a massive line was Taco Bell. I haven't been there in a few years, so I ordered 2 mexican pizzas, my old favorite, and chow down.

It is now 1:30 am and my stomach won't stop rumbling and I cannot stop ripping some sick gas. I was getting head from girlfriend earlier and it was seriously torture to try and keep an atomic bomb of a fart in until I finished. I practically ran to the bathroom and let loose when that was finally done. Why can't I eat [censored] fast food anymore?

Variance: We've only been dating for a month. Much longer and I would've just ripped in her face.