brag: busted 4 people in 1 hand of a live donkament

[MrTimCaum]

yesterday's Venetian $340 deepstack event (really not all that deepstacked, but for a live low buyin donkament it's a good structure). 6k starting chips, I'm up to 19k playing really really lag. made two pretty sick calls with 3rd pair, and 4-bet all in with J9o and got a guy to fold QQ lolol

anyway, 100/200 level, last hand before first break. most people at the table are shortstacked because all their chips are in my stack.

utg limps with about 2100 behind. next guy to act folds.

I look down at 99 and make it 925. one more fold.

next to act instajams moves all in for 3550. he hasn't played a single hand that I can recall in the first 3 levels (this is the only one who's exact chips count I knew exactly)

immediately, next guy to act moves all in for somewhere between 2k and 3k

the button now instashoves as well, also for somewhere between 2k and 3k. at this point, the table starts going pretty crazy, and a lot of the people going on break start crowding around the table. Nath has also come over to see what the hell is going on, as well as noted ultra high-volume online tournament player PearlJammer

the blinds fold, and utg takes no time at all tossing the last of his chips in

now there's probably 20-30 people around the table, and i'm laughing my ass off. the dealer is creating the main pot, and i'm just waiting to get an exact count of how much I need to call. after a minute or so, the dealer says 2625 more.

I stand there for about 30 seconds thinking about it, making sure what I was thinking about wasn't retarded. 2625 more to win around 12k and give me a 32k stack for a giant chiplead sounds good, so i just yell out "I CALL"

the first thing I see out of the corner of my eye is utg turn up A5 lolololololololololololololol. the first two guys to jam have QQ, and the button has AK. not too bad of a spot for me.

I'm in the 10 seat, so the dealer's hand is blocking the reveal of the flop, but the left side of the table EXPLODES and I know the door card had to have been a beautiful 9. people start high fiving me as the turn and river brick out and 4-flush possibilities.

that's how I busted 4 people and shipped a giant pot. I ran my stack up to 61k by the start of the 600/1200 level, but ran like absolute dog [censored] that level, losing back to back to back all ins in standard spots, and eventually busted outside the money around 32nd early in the 800/1600 when some donktard who had just doubled and had been getting out of line pf the last few hands made another raise in the CO 4500, and I jammed 25k in from the bb with J3o, and he instacalled me with A3 SOOOOOOTED. i hate mtts/cash games for life/time to put in another 40k hands this month once Nath flies home tonight