In search of better representation

[HeavilyArmed]

I'm about done with it. My quest for serious conservative representation is at an end. It won't occur. I'm equally sick of defensive voting, picking the least harm among repugnant choices.

So if the Mohammed will not go to the mountain...

I must change my cohort in America. And what cohort has the best, across the board, bipartisan representation and perks? Clearly it's illegal aliens. I must renounce my citizenship. I will (temporarily?) lose my vote but it hasn't counted in memory. I will not be able to legally possess firearms. I'll practice with a machette instead. Screw the IRS, sales taxes only and little else. I can drop my car insurance and I can get free ER care for life.

There's next to no chance of anyone ever cracking down on the new me, is there? What am I missing here?