Thinly Veiled Greek Life/Wife Brag?

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Huge national story:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/...n2519872.shtml

Beat: Delta Zeta is kicking out sorority members for being unattractive and/or fat. National headlines and Greek organizations do not mix well.

Brag: My wife was in DZ back when we were in college, and didn't get kicked out. Obviously, this means she is (or at least was) hot sorostitute, right?

Variance: Different chapter of the sorority, several hundred miles away.

Bonus Variance: Those girls in those pics look ridiculously way too young/fat/ugly to be sorostitutes.

Discuss.