Fluffpop, will you go to prom with me?

[Miss Pink]

I am a moderately attractive 18 year old male with large muscles. The past 2 years of my high school career I was stuck on a girl who I was clearly in friend zone with, and I tormented myself over it.

I am just getting back into the swing of things, I have 2-3 candidates who I've just met within the past month, so the outlook is not good. I have put my efforts towards them, and am looking into a hooker or stripper, or you.

So Fluffpop, will you go to prom with me?