Poker Player Impressions

[theman]

what are some first impressions you guys have had of poker players you've seen? this is meant to be in good humor, nothing personal...i mean, poker players do have the most diverse background of any "sport" out there. and there are some really funny looking ppl.



Freddy Deeb - from the first time i saw him, he's always looked like a sleezy guy to me. can't put a finger on it, but he just looks like you could be sleezy.

Carlos Mortensen - looks like a serial killer to me for some reason (esp when he's thinking or upset).

Clonie Gowen - looks like my high school homecoming queen.

Mike Matusow - like a bouncer who eats a lot of donuts.

Johnny Chan - looked like a world class poker player.

Phil Gordon - total dweeb.

Gus Hansen - a tennis or bicycling athlete.

Phil Ivey - like a 14 year old kid sneaking his way into a big game.

David Pham - Asian mafia...

David "Devilfish" Ulliot - like a cheap imitation gangster

Chris Moneymaker - total amateur